DONT 👏🏼SAY 👏🏼YOURE 👏🏼A 👏🏼VEGETARIAN 👏🏼UNLESS 👏🏼YOU 👏🏼AINT 👏🏼FUCKIN 👏🏼SCARED 👏🏼OF 👏🏼HIM 👏🏼
(via c-teardrops)
- Google Chrome, my pathetic lackey, cringing in the doorway: are you sure you want to restore 27 tabs?
- Me, leaping up from my gem-encrusted throne: you DARE to question me?!
date a boy who is a DORK, A HUGE GOSH DARN ADORABLE DORK, WHAT A NERD
Gay kids do not exist to teach homophobic parents the errors of their ways
Stop wishing gay kids on homophobes! 9 times outta 10 it will end in literal child abuse
(via heart)
